Well, you’re givin’ a toast, the deadline is near
Oh, you’re givin’ a toast, for someone who’s dear
Yes, you’re givin’ a toast, you must get in gear
You’re givin’ a toast – don’t worry, help’s near.

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And you want to feel proud, and say something gay
You can hope words will come, or sit back and pray
Or pick up the phone – call us right away.

Oh, what a night
You must give a toast that’s smooth, but light
You’re prepared – oh well, in truth, not quite
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Days are passing, and you feel uptight
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Or some creative advice
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Whether you’re a friend, foe, or host
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Quite unequaled in giving a toast
No one knew it, of course
But this host has a source
Though he wrote all his toasts, he would boast.

Well, you’re givin’ a toast, the deadline is near
Oh, you’re givin’ a toast, for someone who’s dear
Yes, you’re givin’ a toast, you must get in gear
You’re givin’ a toast – don’t worry, help’s near.

There will be a big crowd, so mind what you say
And you want to feel proud, and say something gay
You can hope words will come, or sit back and pray
Or pick up the phone – call us right away.

Oh, what a night
You must give a toast that’s smooth, but light
You’re prepared – oh well, in truth, not quite
Don’t despair – there’s help in sight.

Soon is the night
Days are passing, and you feel uptight
Breathe a sigh – we’ll help your words take flight
Don’t waste time – call us tonight.

If you need help with what to say
Or some creative advice
To say things in a different way
Pick up the phone, don’t think twice.

Whether the party’s large or small
Whether you’re a friend, foe, or host
There is a resource you can call
To help you out with a toast.

If you’re pressed and time is running out
Or toasting is just something that you dread
Don’t despair, don’t swear, don’t sigh or pout
Relax, pick up the phone, and clear your head.

Lyrics Unlimited is there
Twenty-four hours a day
We’ll craft a toast with speed and flair
Don’t wait—please call us today!